This piece was published in elimae (see link).

Author, Writer

http://www.elimae.com/2007/December/Variety.html 

Keeping It Real
Bottom Drawer
Maintenance Request
Wishing Well
Coyote at the Drive-in
V is for Variety
Soft and Mushy
A Glimpse of Their Guns
The Bride Was Radiant
Manley and the Missing Link
The Next Naked Alien